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“I have pretty muscular legs from running”
“To lose fat, you must not eat fat”
“I bet you can’t even leg press 120kg”
“Squats and deadlifts are bad for your spine”
Theres only so much you can hear in the same conversation from the same person
hashtag girl, hashtag cute, hashtag spring, hashtag no filter
hashtag nose, hashtag white, hashtab alive, hashtag person, hashtag photograph
I have such a big head that it would look weird if I was really skinny
the best thing about my bedroom is that i can wheel my wheelie chair over to the door when cunts forget to close it
They decided to open up a flower shop. everyone in the town decided that it was a good idea to buy flowers from men of god, so business started to decline for the florist across the street. The man asked the friars to please reconsider their business, but they ignored him. He asked his mother to go, but they ignored her too. Finally, he hired Hugh McTaggart, the roughest thug in town to pursuade them. Hugh beat up the Friars and threatened their lives if they kept there store open. They were terrified and left, prioving (are you fucking ready) hugh, and only hugh can prevent florist friars.
i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck
